Because there is a gap in the market for Britney Spears playlists to Shakespeare's plays.
Hamlet Comes Home: The First Three Seconds of Gimmie More
Hamlet Sees a Ghost: Crazy
Should I really kill the King of Denmark?: I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
Hamlet tells Ophelia to Join the Nunnery: Womanizer
Hamlet Kills his Girlfriend's Father Thinking he was the King of Denmark: (You Wanna) Piece of Me
Hamlet Jumps into Ophelia's Grave: Hit Me Baby One More Time
Laertes Plans to Kill Claudius (or anyone, really. He's very easily persuaded.): Radar
Laertes Poisons his Sword: Toxic
Hamlet Kills Laertes and Claudius: Oops, I Did it Again (see Hamlet Kill's Girlfriend's Father...)
Hamlet in Relation to Shakespeare in all of his Protagonists in his Tragic Plays: I'm A Slave 4 U
